Fish Barrel: He's dead.  No, he's not dead.  Sex in the confession booth.  Artist changes name to In God We Trust.  Plus, heroin in the diaper, graduating class of 1, and a real-life unicorn.

Did You Know? Go Figure!  Fortune cookies!

Topsey Turvey: Are liberals moral relativists with no foundation for right and wrong?

Stupid Holy Roller Antics: New website.  It's called YouveBeenLeftBehind.com.  'Nuff said.

Creationist Goofballs: Methuselah living for 969 years?  Wait 'till you hear how the little fundies deal with this one!

Political Beat: Obama calls out absent black fathers.  Will he get credit?

Ingersoll's Soapbox: New independent film called 'Gashole.'  Check it out at www.gasholemovie.com.  But is biodiesel the answer?

Tell Me Something Good:  Someone was given a ticket for going topless.  A MAN!

Rain, rain, rain...

"Eric the Bum Hunter"

Plus, Eric pisses off Vickie McKenna of WISN radio!

Fish Barrel: Kids taking naked pictures, hit-and-run victim just plain left there, you tube office guy just plain snaps on camera, "mooner" has a hard crash-landing, and bird-flipping motorcycle rider gets his.

Stupid Holy Roller Antics: A Cousins Subs evangelizes its customers with God-rock music.

Creationist Goofballs: What the hell is a baramin?  Or a baraminologist?

Political Beat: Thanks to George Hrab for using my Hillary Clinton idea for Rupert McClanaghan's Indestructible Bastards!  Also, did Hillary win the popular vote?  Not quite!  Here's why.

Ingersoll's Soapbox: Time to vote! What's that?  A computerized voting machine?  Fuck that!  Insist on paper ballots!

Something good: The guy who invented the Pringles Can is remembered.

Late uploads, plus Eric's Milwaukee Karaoke Webpage.

Fish Barrel: Toad venom, condom bungee jump (?), horse with an artificial leg, no toilet on the space station (that stinks), drunk smashes car near sign of a DUI lawyer, and 14 tons of Oreos!

Did you know? Go figure!  Do you crumple or fold?

Stupid Holy Roller Antics: Two New Zealand ultralight pilots run out of gas & pray to God to save them.  Yeah, um, what's wrong with this picture?

Creationist Goofballs: Harun Yaha arrested & jailed.  (He illustrates why creationism helps terrorism.)

Political Beat: John Hagee Dan Yeary, and a closer look at this "Minister's opinion reflects that of candidate" bullshit.

Ingersoll's Soapbox: I'm Emperor for a day!  Here's what I'd change...

Tell me something good: A tale of old love rekindled.

Bass ackwards intro.

News chews: 30 years of spam, Gingrich and Pelosi both endorse doing something about "climate change" and more.

Did you know? Go figure about Ben Stein.

Political Beat.  It's still over for Hillary.

Ingersoll's Soapbox: Gay Marriage in California.  Isn't America supposed to be about freedom?

News Chews:  Miley Cyrus with a towel?!  It's the Apocalypse!  Naked woman promotes saving the Earth.  Provocative art.  Gamma Ray Burst salutes Arthur C. Clarke?  Plus, National day of reason, creative stop signs, and a woman who hit a sign & took it with her.

Did You Know?  Go Figure!  Why do watches always say 10:10 in ads?

Stupid Holy Roller Antics:  The Rev. Wright?  Wrong!  I tear him a new one here!

Science Discovery:  Solar power!  It's here!  It's affordable!  Get on the bandwagon!  Plus, the Phoenix lander will be on Mars soon.

Political Beat:  The Dem nomination drags on.  TKO: Obama wins.  Endgame.  Even so, Hillary just made the largest GAFF of the primary!

Ingersoll's Soapbox:  Is atheism reasonable?  Yes!  Find out why.

Tell me something good: A romantic proposal beneath the moon.  Sort of.  (It's really cool!)

No more cell phone disruptions (we hope).

News Chews: Prince Willy has willy done it now, security robot patrols Atlanta, a town with Legal Weed, Brazillian priest goes totally balloons, and new sequel to Expelled; Sexpelled featuring "stork theory."

Did you know? Go figure.  Strange town names.

Stupid Holy Rollers:  Shepherd One?  Oh, come on!  As the World Turns goes all "Queer Eye," and the AFA doesn't like it. (Too bad.)

Science Discovery:  New Hubble Images!

Creationist Goofballs:  More Expelled stuff.  Turns out to be a dud.

Jump on the Issues?  Not anymore.  Now, it's Ingersoll's Golden Soapbox.  And this time, I'm telling you that Al Quaida is the Mouse That Roared!

Tell Me Something Good:  A moon-lit prom proposal (she said yes!), and a nudie bar gets a shower -- on-stage.

Chef ETV shares his Bratwurst Reuben Sandwich recipe.

News Chews: World's oldest tree, Great Britain is 62% non-religious, bloody asshole on YouTube, French singer sings English & raises hell, even as France verges on outlawing anorexic fashion models.

Did you know?  Celebrity names!

Stupid Holy Roller Antics of the Pope.

Creationist Goofballs:  Expelled?  Not quite.  Ken Ham betrays film's true purpose.  Also, copyright issues.

Political Beat:  Hillary does a shot.  Barack narrows the gap.  Oh yes, and Penn decides soon!

Jump on the Issues:  Separation of Church and State!  Why Illinois Representative Monique Davis was dead wrong.

Oh yes, and April is Orgasm month!  Help yourself!

Don't forget!  You may write me.  The address is HolyCowSplat@aol.com! 

Fuck Fast Food Friday!  First Friday in February!  Something to plan for.

News Chews:  Baptist Church blown to Kingdom Come, girl beaten with game controller, throwing hedgehogs, Rube Goldberg winner makes hamburger, python in the trousers, condoms save the rainforest, man in skirt gets in trouble with law.

Did you know?  Go figure.  Get sexy!

Stupid Holy Roller Antics: Don Wildmon goes off deep end again as Micky D's supports gay rights.  The Bible goes Japanese Anime way!  National Day of Prayer gets one-upped!

Science Journey:  Gamma-Ray Burster (GRB) visible from half-way across the known universe to the naked eye!  And so-called skeptics of global warming get a reality check.

Creationist Goofballs:  AIG claims that a scientific article which says the comb jellyfish evolved before the sponge destroys evolution.  Guess again!

Political Beat:  Big O can't bowl.  Sewage plant to be named after Bush? McCain can't get his Shi'ite straight. 

Jump On The Issues:  Violence vs. sex.  How about more sex, and less violence for a change?  By censoring violence and lifting censorship on sex, we could solve a lot of society's problems!

New segment: Did You Know?  Go Figure!

News Chews:  Millions of bees, stolen chocolate, a haunted house in Italy, a TGM gets knocked up, and lots more.

Stupid Holy Roller Antics: The Pope baptises an ex-Muslim, but Catholics are on the general decline, anyway.

Topsey Turvey: The nonsense over ethanol.

Creationist Goofballs:  More stuff about 'Exposed.' And 'Judgement Day' wins a Peabody award for exposing ID creationism.

Political Beat:  Obama's ex-Pastor again.  Bill Clinton is one steamed ex-president!  And Chelsea gets real.

Jump on the Issues:  Finally!  The in-depth expose on the abortion controversey!  Think you know it all?  Think again!

Here's what's in store for SCW #6:

Sticks, twine and saltines?  Maybe not.

Blooper reel.

News chews:  Gov. of New York again, sex on the church altar, Jamie Lee Curtis on the cover of AARP, HGH doesn't help ball players, The Flying Spaghetti Monster celebrations!

Stupid Holy Roller Antics:  Child dies because parents prayed instead of seeking a doctor.

Topsey Turvey:  Idiots who bomb army recruiting centers. 

Political Beat:  Barack Obama's ex-Pastor, again.  Hillary screws up, big time.  Queen of cool, Chelsea, looses her cool.

Creationist Goofballs: Scientist gets expelled from 'Expelled.'

Jump on the Issues:  Does evolution lead to things like the Nazi holocaust?  No!  We'll explore why!