Here's what's in store for SCW #6:

Sticks, twine and saltines?  Maybe not.

Blooper reel.

News chews:  Gov. of New York again, sex on the church altar, Jamie Lee Curtis on the cover of AARP, HGH doesn't help ball players, The Flying Spaghetti Monster celebrations!

Stupid Holy Roller Antics:  Child dies because parents prayed instead of seeking a doctor.

Topsey Turvey:  Idiots who bomb army recruiting centers. 

Political Beat:  Barack Obama's ex-Pastor, again.  Hillary screws up, big time.  Queen of cool, Chelsea, looses her cool.

Creationist Goofballs: Scientist gets expelled from 'Expelled.'

Jump on the Issues:  Does evolution lead to things like the Nazi holocaust?  No!  We'll explore why!

Talk to the sock.

News Chews: Catholics for choice, Florida primary gone secondary, freeway go 'crack,' Will Smith says no to L.Ron Hubbard, lead pain on China's toys -- again, farewell Arthur C. Clarke, hello Angie DuPree and Hillary's schedule records.

Stupid Holy Roller Antics: The American Family Association pulls an Islamic extremist stunt with a spat over a cartoon.

Science Discovery: An avalanche on Mars!

Creationist Goofballs:  The Tower of Babel?!?

Political Beat:  John McCain goofs up in Iraq regarding AlQuaida.

Jump on Issues:  The 2nd amendment.  It doesn't really mean arm the citizens, does it?

Okay, so for some reason, Episode 4, which is supposed to be the official introduction for everyone to SCW, didn't get uploaded right.  So here's another attempt.  You guys are going to love this!

The revamped signature edition.  Like Star Wars, Episode 4 is supposed to be the best.

News Chews:  Bill Buckley Jr, Brett Favre, Eliot Spitzer, Barack won Texas, Hayden Panettiere, No Spears, Jenna Bush gets married, 1% of Americans in jail.

Stupid Holy Roller Antics:  The Pope a Red Socks fan?  Mike Huckabee.  The Muslims stole my workout!

Science Discovery:  That Grand Canyon is really old!  And John McCain tries to attack science funding.

Creationist Goofballs:  Creationism shows up in Florida.

Political Beat:  The National Inquirer.  The Tony Rezko thing.  Barack Obama's pastor.

New & better categories, plus more music!

News Chews:  Favre retires, bronze Fonz, Northern Illinois University shooting, etc.

Stupid Holy Roller Antics: Priests & Pastors Gone Wild!

Topsy Turvey: Plastic bags in Chicago.

Science Discovery: The slingshot anomoly!

Jump on the Issues: Parallels between the railroad robber-barons of old, and the universal health care opponents of modern times.

School Choice: Does it work?

Voter fraud and photo I.D. at the polls.

Texas & Ohio: What's with Ohio?!?

Ralph Nader, officially Mr. Irrelevant.

Michelle Obama: Not formerly proud.  (But she's RIGHT!)

Nationalized Health Care -- Why we need it NOW!

Chelsea in Hawaii

Obama wins Wisconsin and Hawaii.

If not Hillary, what kind of woman can be president?

U.S. Navy shoots down satellite for public safety.  (Yeah, right!)

Florida Pastor says, "Have sex!"

Obama a plagiarist?

Obama's accomplishments (there are many).

McCain's negatives.

Bill & Hillary, "When WE had the White House."  (?!?!?!)

John McCain's "affair?"

Virtual schools

E. Michael McGee, Jr.