Chef ETV shares his Bratwurst Reuben Sandwich recipe.

News Chews: World's oldest tree, Great Britain is 62% non-religious, bloody asshole on YouTube, French singer sings English & raises hell, even as France verges on outlawing anorexic fashion models.

Did you know?  Celebrity names!

Stupid Holy Roller Antics of the Pope.

Creationist Goofballs:  Expelled?  Not quite.  Ken Ham betrays film's true purpose.  Also, copyright issues.

Political Beat:  Hillary does a shot.  Barack narrows the gap.  Oh yes, and Penn decides soon!

Jump on the Issues:  Separation of Church and State!  Why Illinois Representative Monique Davis was dead wrong.

Oh yes, and April is Orgasm month!  Help yourself!

Don't forget!  You may write me.  The address is HolyCowSplat@aol.com! 

Fuck Fast Food Friday!  First Friday in February!  Something to plan for.

News Chews:  Baptist Church blown to Kingdom Come, girl beaten with game controller, throwing hedgehogs, Rube Goldberg winner makes hamburger, python in the trousers, condoms save the rainforest, man in skirt gets in trouble with law.

Did you know?  Go figure.  Get sexy!

Stupid Holy Roller Antics: Don Wildmon goes off deep end again as Micky D's supports gay rights.  The Bible goes Japanese Anime way!  National Day of Prayer gets one-upped!

Science Journey:  Gamma-Ray Burster (GRB) visible from half-way across the known universe to the naked eye!  And so-called skeptics of global warming get a reality check.

Creationist Goofballs:  AIG claims that a scientific article which says the comb jellyfish evolved before the sponge destroys evolution.  Guess again!

Political Beat:  Big O can't bowl.  Sewage plant to be named after Bush? McCain can't get his Shi'ite straight. 

Jump On The Issues:  Violence vs. sex.  How about more sex, and less violence for a change?  By censoring violence and lifting censorship on sex, we could solve a lot of society's problems!

New segment: Did You Know?  Go Figure!

News Chews:  Millions of bees, stolen chocolate, a haunted house in Italy, a TGM gets knocked up, and lots more.

Stupid Holy Roller Antics: The Pope baptises an ex-Muslim, but Catholics are on the general decline, anyway.

Topsey Turvey: The nonsense over ethanol.

Creationist Goofballs:  More stuff about 'Exposed.' And 'Judgement Day' wins a Peabody award for exposing ID creationism.

Political Beat:  Obama's ex-Pastor again.  Bill Clinton is one steamed ex-president!  And Chelsea gets real.

Jump on the Issues:  Finally!  The in-depth expose on the abortion controversey!  Think you know it all?  Think again!